Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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