some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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