me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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