I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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