Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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