belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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