I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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