wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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