So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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