Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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