i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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