I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Randomize
