Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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