My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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