I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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