Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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