God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
