yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
handjob tips. give me some.
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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