and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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