Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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