$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
my nose is crying tears of wow.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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