Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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