She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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