4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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