what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You were trust falling into bushes
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
