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  There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

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  Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina

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• (925): View more from California

  Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She even gives head with a lisp.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Turn on the Discovery Channel

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  Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!

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• (408): View more from California

  You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house

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• (626): View more from California

  I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.

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