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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Food network will be on but we won't be watching

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  O by "watching" I mean "background noise"

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• (345): View more from Cayman Islands

  so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper

  (574): View more from Indiana

  well at least shes not calling you fat anymore

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

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• (619): View more from California

  Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.

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• (310): View more from California

  Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes

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• (239): View more from Florida

  In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night

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  guilty

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