I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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