try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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