i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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