If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I am naked and annoyed.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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