I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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