It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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