Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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