4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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