At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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