windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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