he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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