ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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