About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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