Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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