are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
