She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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