I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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