I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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