I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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