Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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