she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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