That's intense
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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