What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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