Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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