We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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