I'm lost and stupid without you.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.