Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.