So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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