just come out here and I will go home with you...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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