how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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