he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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